i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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