doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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