Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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