i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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