I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
