his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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