Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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