Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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