Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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