I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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