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its not stalking. its research.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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