I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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