Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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