He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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