I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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