Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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