she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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