just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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