But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
only if we run a train.
done.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize