Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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