I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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