You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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