He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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