This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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