The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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