when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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