I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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