5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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