we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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