do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
