3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
how drunk are you?
Several
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