so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
