Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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