i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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