I could have mohawked her pubes.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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