Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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