Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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