In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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