You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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