I got chris browned last night
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Holy shit dude........stairs
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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