i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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