Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
false alarm. still invincible.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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