He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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