YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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