I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My vagina is very pro this idea
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