no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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