question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
