my mouth tastes like poor choices
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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