why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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