Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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