I'm really into asian looking animals
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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