we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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