i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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