Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize