WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
