life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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